Huricane Warning
🚨EMERGENCY 🚨EMERGENCY 🚨 ALERT 🚨all you Hurricane Hoes ⛈️, Helene is cumming to town 🏘️, bend over and touch your toes! 👅🦶This FATPUSSYegory 😼4 storm is going to be wrecking 🔨🔨 homes 🏡 and holes 🍑across the BIG 😜 BEND 🍆 all night long 😚😝. If you are in the BIG 😜BEND 🍆 you are under a 🚨MANDATORY 🚨 EJACULATION 🍆💦🚨 WARNING 🚨🍆💦 and you need to suck 🌪️and possibly fuck 👏🏼 your way out of town immediately🏃♂️➡️🔜. I repeat all residents are advised to ejaculate 🍆💦 the BIG 😜BEND🍆 immediately!!! If you are further inland 🤠 you are advised to find yourself a hurricane honey 🍯and hunker down 😚😈all night 🌚🌙 long. Governor Rondefootfetish 👨👣🦶👅advised in his press conference earlier that power ⚡️ outages are expected so please remember to charge your vibrators! 🐝📳 The entire Florida 🐊🐊 Pan Handle 🍳 and parts of Georgia 🍑🍑 are under the following advisories: -Flooded panties warning 👙💦💦 -Titty Twister watch 🍒🌪️ -Severe Storm Surge that’s totally not pee why would it be pee 🚽🚰🏅🌊🌊 -Severe Thunderstorm ⛈️ warnings in some counties.
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