Kirkaversary Emoji Pasta

Kirkaversary Emoji Pasta

Kirkaversary

HEY YOU FILTHY πŸ₯΅πŸ’¦ KIRKAVERSARY SLUTS πŸ˜ˆπŸ‘… today we celebrate the anniversary of Captain Kirk πŸ––πŸ» boldly going 😏 where NO MAN has gone before... DEEP πŸ•³οΈ inside that tight πŸͺ Klingon ASS πŸ’₯πŸ‘ while Spock just stands there logically adjusting his bulge πŸ––πŸ˜© Kirk spent 7️⃣ whole seasons stretching every hole in the galaxy πŸŒŒπŸ† from green Orion slave girls 🟒πŸ₯΅ to those busty Borg queens πŸŸ¦πŸ’¦ getting assimilated on that throbbing DICK πŸ†β€ΌοΈ So send this to 1️⃣0️⃣ of your horniest Starfleet whores πŸ«¦πŸš€ if you get 0️⃣ back Scotty’s beaming you up for some sad solo tribble action 😭🐈 if you get 5️⃣ back you’re getting filled with Kirk’s special sauce πŸ₯›πŸŒŸ and if you get 1️⃣0️⃣+ then prepare to be ENTERPRISE’d all night long πŸ˜©πŸ’¦πŸ’¦πŸ––πŸ»πŸ”₯

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