July 4th
🎆💥HEY YOU PATRIOTIC 🍆CUM-SLURPING 🔥SLUTS🇺🇸 it’s finally INDEPENDENCE DAYYY 😩💦 time to get your FREEDOM FANNY 🍑 blasted by some THICK DECLARATION 🍆DICK while you SCREAM “GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME HEAD” 🗣️😵💫💦 send this to 1️⃣3️⃣ of your horniest founding FATHERS in the next 1️⃣7️⃣7️⃣ seconds or you’ll miss out on the BIGGEST fireworks show in your PANTS tonight 🎇🍑‼️ if you get 4️⃣ back you’re just a basic BALLED EAGLE 🦅🥜 if you get 1️⃣3️⃣ back you’re getting your STAR-SPANGLED BANGER 🍓🔵⚪ railed so hard you’ll be seeing MUSKET BALLS for a week 😩🇺🇸💦💦💦
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