New Years Eve
In 46 BC (bigus 😳 cockus 🍆) Daddy Julius Caesar 🫅 reformed the Roman 🏛️calendar 📅 into the basis of the modern calendar we know today 🙇. So be sure to take time to fuck 🙈🕴️a guy 🧏♂️ named Brutus, or you’ll get fucked 🥴😏 23 times like Caesar got stabbed 🔪. In 1582, 🧑🎓pope daddy Gregory the 8th 🫦👀updated the calendar to account for leap years 💯 📆, so be sure to LEAP 💃🏃♂️on at least 8 fat cocks 👍💕, or stuff your holy hole 8 times 🕳️ 🤪, to thank the Catholic Church ⛪️. Today we celebrate 🎉 🤠🕺 the new year 🎇 by watching 👀the ball ⚽️ drop⬇️ and springing 🤸 into the new year!🎇! So be sure 👍 🙇♂️ to drop 👇your 🫵 balls 🎳low, and fuck 🍆🍩 your favorite new years nymph ✨ 🧚 2025 times! Send this to 10 😳🥰 new years nudies 🤭🫣 or your 2025 will be cursed 🫢🔴🃏. If you get 5️⃣ back 🔊 you’re a new years 🫵 noob 👼, if you get 🔟back you’ll be creamy 🍦 when you get your ceasar salad 🥗 tossed 🚹🤦♀️and if you get 20 back, maybe Anderson cooper 💁♂️ will let you drop 🧎your balls ⏺️⏺️ or pop that pussy 🍾🐱on his new year pole 💈!
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