2026 Michigan Primaries
OHIO 🥵🍆 NO WAIT MICHIGAN 🍒💦 PRIMARY SLUTS 🗳️🥵 it's 2026 and these candidates are already BUSTING 🥵💦 their ballots deep inside the ballot box 📦🍑 trying to get that sweet sweet Michigan 🍆 nomination like it's a glory hole at a Detroit truck stop 🚛😩‼️ These horny politicians are FILIBUSTERING each other's holes 🕳️💦 with their slick campaign promises while the voters are SPREAD EAGLE 🦵🦵 in the booths screaming "YES DADDY DELEGATE ME HARDER" 😩👅🗳️ Send this to 10 of your most politically fuckable Michigan thots or you'll be stuck riding a third party loser dick for another 4 years 😭🍆 if you get 5 back you're a swing state switch-hitter 🏳️🌈💦 if you get 10+ then get ready for a 2026 Michigan PRIMARY GANGBANG that'll leave your polling place drippin' 🇺🇸🥵💦💦💦
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