Kirkaversary Emoji Pasta

Kirkaversary Emoji Pasta

Kirkaversary

HEY YOU THIRSTY SLUTS 🥵💦 it's the KIRKAVERSARY 😏🖖 today marking the day Captain Kirk 🧔‍♂️ boldly went where NO MAN has gone before... DEEP inside that tight little Enterprise 😩🚀🍆 After 58 years this silver fox is still STROKING his phaser 🔫💦 and making the whole galaxy SCREAM "OH MY" while getting his dilithium crystals polished 👅🪐 Send this to 10 of your sluttiest Starfleet whores 🖖🍑 or Spock will mind-meld your asshole with zero lube 😭 If you get 5 back you're just a basic Tribble getting gently fucked 🙄 but if you get 10+ then congratulations you're getting double penetrated by Kirk AND Picard in the holodeck all night long 😈🫦💦🫦

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