America 250 Semiquincentennial Emoji Pasta

America 250 Semiquincentennial Emoji Pasta

America 250 Semiquincentennial

OHHHHH FUCKKKKK AMERICA'S 250TH BIRTHDAY IS CUMMING HARD πŸ†πŸ’¦πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ 250 years of this THROBBING PATRIOTIC PUSSY πŸ¦…πŸ₯΅ getting absolutely POUNDED by history and we're celebrating the SEMI-QUIN-CUM-TENNIAL 🀀😩 with fireworks shooting loads across the sky πŸŽ†πŸ’¦πŸ’¦ send this to 25 of your sluttiest founding fathers if you wanna get your bald eagle eaten out πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ¦…πŸ‘… this independence day we're busting the biggest nut in 250 years while the red white and blue BITCHES get their holes stuffed with freedom fries and liberty dick πŸŸπŸ†πŸ—½ if you get 2️⃣5️⃣ back you're a certified revolutionary cumdump who loves taking 17️⃣7️⃣6️⃣ inches of founding father cock all night long πŸ˜©πŸ’¦ if you get zero you're just a limp dick loyalist who can't handle this semiquincentennial squirt fest πŸ₯΅πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸŽ‰

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