Christmas 2025
Ho Ho HOE! π π π It's Christmas EVE-rybody gettin' NAUGHTY tonight! ππ¦π¦ Time to jingle those BALLS πππ and deck the halls with CUMly folly! ππ¦π Santa's SLAYin' π π· that North Pole DICK ππβοΈ, checkin' his list twice ππ to see who's been a BAD BITCH ππ π! Mrs. Claus π΅π gettin' her cookies STUFFED πͺππ¦ while the elves are WRAPPING up some TIGHT packages πππ₯! Rudolph's nose ain't the only thing glowin' RED ππ΄βit's them SPANKED cheeks πποΈ after a wild reindeer ride! π¦ππ¦ Send this to 2οΈβ£5οΈβ£ of your SLUTTY snowflakes βοΈπ―ββοΈ in the next 1οΈβ£0οΈβ£ minutes β° or Santa won't CUM down your chimney tonight! π π¦π« Get 5οΈβ£ back and you're on the NAUGHTY list for some holiday HEAD! ππ Get 1οΈβ£0οΈβ£ back and you're gettin' a SLEIGH-full of DICKMAS cheer! ππ π Get 2οΈβ£5οΈβ£+ back and you're the Christmas QUEEN π gettin' POUNDED under the mistleTOE! ππΏπ¨ MERRY XXX-MAS EVE, ya filthy animals! πΎππ¦π¦π¦
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