2026 Michigan Primaries
HEY MICHIGAN SLUTS 🥵💦 it's 2026 PRIMARY SEASON 🍆🗳️ and these candidates are about to get their BALLOTS STUFFED 🍑📬 harder than a Detroit glory hole on a Friday night 😩😏 The GOP is trying to RAM their BIG RED DICK 🍆🔴 through the polls while the Dems are SPREADING WIDE 👐🥵 for that sweet swing state VOTE 💦🗳️ Send this to 10 of your horniest Michigan voters or you'll be left with a DRY PUSSY primary and no happy ending 😭🍆 if you get 5 back you're a certified MICHIGAN MILF 🦁💋 who loves getting GERRYMANDERED 😩🗺️ if you get 10+ then get ready to SCREAM "OHIO NO, MICHIGAN YESSSSS" while taking that throbbing ballot deep all night long 🌃🍆💦💦
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