National Tequila Day
HEY YOU THIRSTY SLUTS 🥵🍸💦 it's NATIONAL TEQUILA DAY 🌮🍹 so grab that smooth agave DICK 🍆🥃 and get ready to do some SHOTS 😩💉 till your legs are WIDE OPEN like the border 🥴🇲🇽 Tonight we're taking BODY SHOTS off each other's TITS 🍒🍒 and LICKING SALT off sweaty balls 🏀👅 then SUCKING that LIME like it's a CLIT 😜🍋💦 Send this to 10 of your sluttiest MARGARITA WHORES 🦋🍹 or you'll wake up with the WORST TEQUILA HANGOVER 😵💫🍆 meaning no morning wood just regret and a sore ASSHOLE from all the BAD DECISIONS 🌵🍑 if you get 5 back you're a basic BITCH who only does frozen drinks 😭 if you get 10+ back then get ready to be RAILED harder than a piñata at a quinceañera while screaming "AYYYY PAPI" all night long 🍆🌮💦💦💦
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