July 4th America's 250th
ππΊπΈπ₯ HEY YOU FILTHY FREEDOM FUCKERS π₯΅π it's America's 250th BIRTHDAY ππ and she's getting RAILED ππ¦ harder than the British at Yorktown π©π¬π§ this INDEPENDENCE DAY we're celebrating 2οΈβ£5οΈβ£0οΈβ£ years of getting our bald eagle PUSSY π¦ π± absolutely DESTROYED by democracy ππ½ while fireworks explode like multiple ORGASMS π₯π¦π₯ send this to 1οΈβ£3οΈβ£ of your horniest founding fathers π§π»π if you get ZERO back you're a Tory loyalist cunt π if you get 2οΈβ£5οΈβ£ back then your holes will be as packed as the Declaration of Independence with CUM ποΈπ¦ and you'll be SCREAMING "give me liberty or give me that DICK" all night long while Betsy Ross gets her stars and stripes absolutely POUNDED πππΊπΈπ
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